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[real_archer]

It's Artemis. Leave a message.

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[runningstart]

i survived thank u for the concern

dont get 2 excited anyway it was an accident

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[real_archer]

whatever, you're fine. did anyone get any pictures? video would be even better.

how do you accidentally drop someone over the side of a steamship?

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[runningstart]

well i was running up the side at the time
and she grabbed me to help me up but she said my name

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[runningstart]

real name

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[runningstart]

i was in uniform

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[runningstart]

and i was like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

but like with less words and more letting go and yelling

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[runningstart]

and i guess yelling like that surprises some people or something because she dropped me

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[real_archer]

ok, I get that that would be freaky if you didn't know her... but just so you know, I am totally picturing Wile E Coyote right now.

and I'm laughing at you.

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[runningstart]

A: i am the roadrunner not wile e coyote thank

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[runningstart]

2: of course u r

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[real_archer]

A) Roadrunner isn't the one who falls down because he forgot how gravity works

2) DON'T YOU MEAN B?! ugh, that is so annoying... just pick a unit and stick with it!

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[runningstart]

A: ur face

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[runningstart]

2: is annoying

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[real_archer]

wow, so mature, wally.

people should drop you off the side of ships more often.

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[runningstart]

well then pick up the slack already

chop chop

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[real_archer]

you seriously want to tempt me with that? because I will do it. just give me a ship and you saying something annoying.

so basically you saying anything.

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[runningstart]

i dare you to find a ship to throw me off of

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[real_archer]

the ocean is like 20 minutes away. it's not like that's going to be hard.

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[runningstart]

ok but now u have to get me on the ship to throw me off

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[real_archer]

hey wally, there's a hot girl on that ship and I think she wants to talk to you.

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[runningstart]

artemis, artemis, artemis

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[runningstart]

artemis

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[runningstart]

while i am an appreciator of all women, when it comes to putting my life in considerable danger?

i have a type

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[real_archer]

ugh, I can't believe I'm even asking this, but what type?

[this conversation is getting weird.]

actually, no. forget it. I don't want to know. I'll figure out some other way to get you on the ship, please for the love of god don't tell me.

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[runningstart]

u act so disgusted but i know u want 2 know