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ugh, I can't believe I'm even asking this, but what type?

[this conversation is getting weird.]

actually, no.  forget it.  I don't want to know.  I'll figure out some other way to get you on the ship, please for the love of god don't tell me.

u act so disgusted but i know u want 2 know

I really don't.

huh i guess the ninja boyfriend title isnt all its cracked up to be

[Thankfully this is all happening by text so he can't hear her squawk of surprise.]

what does that have to do with it? or with anything ever?

HAHAHA NOTHING

i just like saying it because i know you get all mad about it

maybe i'll throw you off a bus instead of a ship, how does that sound?

a moving bus, of course.

find a bus that goes 800 MPH and ill start feeling threatened

show me a speedster who can land on his feet and I'll give a shit how fast the bus goes

THAT IS SO RUDE

i dont give u crap whenever u miss a shot do i

YES. YOU DO.

...

...ok well i dont do it EVERY time

Edited 2014-08-01 20:49 (UTC)

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.

look im just saying trying to keep your balance at the speed of sound can be trying

ok, fine. congratulations on not falling over constantly.

thank u

congrats on hitting the bad guys most of the time

you're so freaking welcome.