wally wants to move to virginia since he isnt getting along with one of his roommates hes also thinking about unregistering weve got a mission that im sure robin can explain better than me i think thats all
the government sent all registered on a mission into the swamp we were looking for some chemical that allows them to bring people back to life and there was a two-head mom alligator we disturbed we managed to get her tied up and i was going to bring her home so that she couldnt hurt anyone else and no one could hurt her in the future but soldiers took her away i found the nest and brought back one of her children
No, you know what--I went away for a month and now you've got an alligator named Alli and the weirdest thing about all of this is how totally not surprised I am.
Alli's a good name. I guess. I mean, what else are you going to name an alligator?
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yep. I'm back.
what'd I miss?
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hes also thinking about unregistering
weve got a mission that im sure robin can explain better than me
i think thats all
oh and i have a baby alligator
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I'm sorry... what? you have a what now? but... why?text
the government sent all registered on a mission into the swamp
we were looking for some chemical that allows them to bring people back to life
and there was a two-head mom alligator we disturbed
we managed to get her tied up and i was going to bring her home
so that she couldnt hurt anyone else and no one could hurt her in the future
but soldiers took her away
i found the nest and brought back one of her children
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so basically once again you went on a mission and ended up with some totally terrifying animal following you home. yeah, that sounds about right...
What does Wolf think?
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hes fine as long as alli doesnt bite him
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You named your alligator Alli?
No, you know what--I went away for a month and now you've got an alligator named Alli and the weirdest thing about all of this is how totally not surprised I am.
Alli's a good name. I guess. I mean, what else are you going to name an alligator?
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i think its a good name
and she seems to like it
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yeah, I'm sure she likes it...[Can alligators even learn their names? That is a question Artemis never thought she'd ever need to ask herself.]
um, does she have a cage or something?text
im working on building something away from population though