don't try to blame auto correct for the fact that you're too ducking midwestern to swear
ducking? wtf, auto correct
hope you're prepared to do a lot of actual ducking, asshole, because that's what you're going to need to do next time i see you
Wally, I will end you.
wow, it's like you WANT me to kick your ass...
right. because you know you wouldn't stand a chance.
that's sweet, but i'm really not the one you should be worrying about, Wally
definitely not the word I would have used
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don't try to blame auto correct for the fact that you're too ducking midwestern to swear
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ducking? wtf, auto correct
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oh man i hope u like the word 'duck' b/c its all ur gonna be hearing for a while
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hope you're prepared to do a lot of actual ducking, asshole, because that's what you're going to need to do next time i see you
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Wally, I will end you.
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wow, it's like you WANT me to kick your ass...
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right. because you know you wouldn't stand a chance.
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that's sweet, but i'm really not the one you should be worrying about, Wally
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definitely not the word I would have used