Oh, look at that! [Wally bounces over to a game stall and grabs the purple foot of a hanging stuffed monster.] You want me to win this for you? It looks just like you!

[Hilariously enough, it doesn't occur to Wally that what he and Artemis are doing, technically speaking, could be classified as a date. They get a glance here and there, one woman titters to her friend about how 'they're so cute,' but Wally's too busy haggling with a cotton candy vendor about a "bulk discount" to hear it.

He doesn't get a bulk discount. But he does end up buying a turkey leg, and he is a masterpiece of carnage as he tears into it.]

Oh my god this place really is awesome. I'm gonna play hooky here forever.