Does that look imaginary to you? [He flicks the ticket in her hand.]

Apparently I was here before [DON'T ASK] and apparently I even had the same exact job before, so when I showed up at work they were all like, "Where were you, man?!" Like all freaked out, like I'd died. So I explained and they were like "oh wow that sucks" and one of them was like, "Hey I got tickets to Six Flags but I can't make it up there any time soon, you want?"

So you are welcome. [He grins, waves his ticket obnoxiously in her face before jogging for the turnstiles.]